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I'll Be Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl

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10 per session - Virtual OK - Posted Feb 12, 2020

Do you want a muse to inspire you and set your world on fire (but in a good way)?
Are you looking for a fresh outlook on life?
Do you want to laugh so hard you almost pee yourself?
Are you looking for someone to help you define and seek out your dreams?
Do you want to find someone with whom to ponder about life, the universe and everything?
Or someone with whom to ruminate and revel in the absurdity of it all?
Do you want to be shown mystical and magical things you never imagined were real, even if only in your dreams?
Then sounds like you need your very own manic pixie dream girl. And I'm your girl. I'll even dress the part!
I've been in a slew of romantic whirlwinds and somehow have always fallen into that role. So much so, I discovered it's a talent and something that I should embrace. I love awakening people's hearts, minds, and curiosity. I love relishing life and sharing that special sense of awe and wonder.

Important Notes:
-This service is open to everyone and is completely inclusive, regardless of sex, gender or orientation.

-Please note that any unsolicited sexual advances of any type will not be tolerated. I will terminate the chat immediately if that were to happen, just to be clear. This is meant to be a strictly platonic type of service.

Despite the negative connotations and associations that come with this "troupe,"- I believe that being a Manic Pixie Dream Girl is a beautiful and impactful role to take on. It definitely has a function, and it has its merits, too. I get to have fun being myself while helping someone out and enjoying their company. And quite frankly, I love that. So, let's video chat for up to 45 minutes and see what sort of musings I can conjure up for you!

Training & Qualifications


I am quirky, whimsical, insightful, philosophical, fun, random, thought-provoking, funny, artsy, and a bit wild on the inside.
I always end up being the quintessential Manic Pixie Dream Girl in most of my friendships and relationships - So much so that I've mastered it.
I am a certified Interplay Leader and have participated in, as well as conducted, workshops and classes where I use improvisation, spontaneous dance, theater, storytelling, and play to bring about personal introspection, epiphanies, and facilitate creative expression, even in the shyest of people.
I've been a mystic for over 11 years.
I debuted as a clown in 2016 when, along with a group of performing artists and therapists, I went to ground zero in the aftermath of a devastating Earthquake that hit Manta, Ecuador. I performed at night by the light of flashlights and cellphones, in front of people who had lost their homes and were camping out in tents made out of bed sheets. And for a brief moment, instead of being drowned in sorrow over what they had lost, I was able to help them laugh, and that was a beautiful thing.
My favorite nickname of all time, and that I earned fair and square, is: "Mystic Magic Fancy Pants.

Availability & Preferences


Monday and Wednesday mornings. Thursday and Friday afternoons. Most nights after 9pm Eastern Standard Time.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Elyssa


Aug 18, 2025
Elyssa was amazing, intense, insightful and resourceful. Highly recommend. And powerful good vibes.
Feb 18, 2021
Awesome! A gentle soul who provided kind, useful advice.
Feb 24, 2020
Elyssa brings a wonderful energy, as well a the right balance of listening and gentle direction.
Conni received session of Reiki & Affirmations from Elyssa
May 21, 2026
I gifted one of Elyssa's fantastic sessions to a dear friend. Here are her words: This Reiki session was more than relaxation; it was a beautiful spi...ritual reset and reminder of the power of energy healing. I highly recommend this experience to anyone seeking emotional, physical or spiritual balance. show more
Conni received session of Reiki & Affirmations from Elyssa
May 12, 2026
My session with Elyssa was profound and deeply peaceful. I've had several wonderful experiences with her through the variety of services she offers. ... Her spiritual insight and creativity make her a true Master. ❤️show more
Ember received session of Transformational Tarot from Elyssa
Feb 28, 2026
Great experience very knowledgeable!!
Ruby received session of Transformational Tarot from Elyssa
Feb 18, 2026
Transformative experience! This was much more than a tarot reading. I absolutely love everything about our trade. I am thankful to know Elyssa now. Mo...re wonderful collaborations on the horizon. :) show more
Jo received session of Transformational Tarot from Elyssa
Feb 11, 2026
As always a great experience with Elyssa with Transformative Tarot. Intuitive guidance and healing is a winning combination and highlights issues that... may have been hidden. Thank you 🙏💟🌷show more
Elanna received session of Reiki & Affirmations from Elyssa
Jan 21, 2026
Elyssa is a truly beautiful soul. Witnessing her healing and her energy is a blessing. She is committed to being her best self for herself and for all... those she supports as a healer. We pivoted to doing a tarot reading on a past life and one area of concern, and it was very interesting. I am so grateful to her for sharing her experience and insights, I felt validated and hopeful on a topic that has only ever felt scary before. Elyssa is so multi-talented, she can do more with tarot than I thought was possible! I always love connecting with her <3show more
Jo received session of Reiki & Affirmations from Elyssa
Dec 02, 2025
Elyssa's techniques and gifts are so wonderful. I'm so grateful to have received this healing today. Blind spots are highlighted and shifted as well ...as reiki healing being sent. Powerful and amazing xoshow more


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