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Crass Tarot Readings (Online/IRL)
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I'll shed light on whatever it is that ails you, then tell it to kinda f*ck off forever 😉
A Tarot Reading in standard Celtic Cross, Three Card, or an alternative spread of your choosing. Ten to Twenty Five minutes worth of direct, to the point (only somewhat vulgar) wisdom from the fates— communicated to you via a young witch raised in the pagan tradition of soothsaying. If you're looking for objective advice for a particular situation in your life but aren't interested in/satisfied by conventional divination & oracle card readings, then this would be the exact right fit for you!
Effortless enough for first timers, refreshing enough for veterans. My approach to these readings is lighthearted and amusing as opposed to the stony-faced style of mysticism. Tension free insight for all!
*Value negotiable for online option.
HD video chat available.
Current deck in use: Smith-Waite Centennial
While quantity of cuss words may vary, quality
thereof is assured (Simbi-Back Guarantee!™)
Training & Qualifications
I gave my first reading was when I was in the single digits. Admittedly, I have not been doing Tarot consistently since adolescence... but my experience has amassed to 3+ solid years of study/practice all together. Some card meanings I have learned in an oral history format from more experienced practitioners, so they differ a bit from what one might read in books on the art of Tarot.
Availability & Preferences
Most afternoons and nights.
Early morning upon request.
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