“ are internal tokens (with no value in dollars) that allow members to receive credit for help they provide to non-profits or individual Simbi members, without having to exchange talents directly.
Challenge Poetry
No longer trading in Simbi. Only trading for goods and services, with a strong preference for physical goods.
Write you a poem to your specifications. Yours to do with as you will, so long as you don't resell it - I retain reprint rights.
Haiku: 15 simbi
Limerick: 15 simbi
Sonnet: 60 simbi (four packages)
Other forms: Negotiable
I'll also trade for services if you do something I like/need, or - my favorite - for art supplies or other stranger things via mail. Feel free to suggest a trade method I haven't thought of, too.
I do NSFW poetry on request, but generally prefer stuff I could show my mother without embarrassment. As such, I charge a negotiable extra for NSFW materials.
I do this mostly so that I keep myself entertained and in practice, but I also find that kicking the poetry part of my brain motivates me to work in other areas. Thus a couple poems sometimes result in significant new artwork or a blurt of new code for web development.
Training & Qualifications
Published author: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/wetdryvac and in the occasional collection: https://www.amazon.com/Knocking-Door-Poems-about-Approaching/dp/193590499X/
Poet since I was a wee thing in 1978. First published poem, 1992.
Availability & Preferences
I'm a consultant and I fall over with migraines sometimes, but I'm usually available on a week's notice. If not, I'll let you know.
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