Do you ever find yourself in a difficult situation, and not know how to handle it? I will offer advice for a solution, using the vast experience I have gained in my long life. It will be terrible advice; advice you should, under no circumstances, ever follow. It will be simply terrible advice, almost certainly stupid, dangerous, unethical, possibly illegal. It will be funny, but seriously a very, truly, just insanely bad set of ideas. It ~might~ just help you see a new angle on things though, and that might lead you to another actual solution. It might just make you laugh (it will probably only make you laugh).